Hey Everybdy (hi Dr Nick! - sorry, couldn't resist)
Well I thought I would update my blog before certain people (who don't update their blogs that regularly themselves) start bugging me to do so. Seeing as school starts in only three days I am trying not to think about my live right now (plus it's not that interesting) so today instead of divulging the secrets of my existence I will share with you an excerpt of Charlotte's Guide To Life (this actually does exist, it's a book Sarah gave me for my birthday and we are working on). These are from the Caution - You Have Been Warned Section (all learned from experience):
1)Never light a bonfire in a glass vessel.
2)Never attempt to remove things with chemicals in confined spaces.
3)Never toast marshmalow using the elements on the stove.
4)Never watch Titanic/Moulin Rouge with (non-waterproof) mascara...
.....which leads to...
5)Never wear waterproof makeup - it DOESN'T come off.
6)Never start a 2 month project at 7.30pm when it's due at 9.00am the next morning (that's Sarah's).
7)Never shave a man's legs.
8)If sleeping in a tent/caravan, go to the bathroom BEFORE you go to sleep.
Well that's it for now, I hope you have all learnt from my mistakes.
Love Charli
PS. if anyone can think of a book about another culture by an internationally acclaimed female author that can be read in three days, do tell me.
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13 comments:
You don't need hindsight for numbers 1, 2, or 3. You need a science lesson. Or possibly a portable geek. (IM WILLING!)
But yes... waterproof make up is evil. Especially when ballet teachers do it cause they put it on with so much force that it ingrains (sp?) itself so deep in to your face that if you went to try and get it out it would take at least 2 weeks or burrowing...
*is rambling*
*sigh* see ya monday charlie warlie...
xx
Well, i've never really had a problem concerning numbers 4 and 5. Mascara isn't really my thing. You could add "Never apply eye makeup BEFORE putting contact lenses in", that doesn't really apply to you does it?
number 3... why not? [i avoid cleannig.. i'd make a terrible house-looker-aftery-person]
number 6.. been there done that [well, pretty much]
i might do that desert flower one. oh wait.. what did i do? The Good Women of China by Xinran. Good book, and short too.. i'll lend it to you if you like. I might borrow Desert flower off julia [who borrowed it off you] if that's ok.
hehehehe..i've always wantded to do number 7... XD
wow long comment! i'm off!
oh yeah.. and who's Dr Nick?
seriously what is it with you and julia's lack of pop culture knowledge, dr nick is from the simpson's, and whenever he enters he says 'hey everybody' and everybody says, 'hi, dr nick'
You don't know who doctor nick is. I've momentarily disowned you as punishment...
*disowns Kelda*
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*takes Kelda back*
Do you feel punished?
hear, hear to caitlin
aghh!! i'm sorry my charlotte and my caitlin!!! :( yes, that punishment was punishment enough methinks..
Good ^^
CHARLOTTE! UPDATE! IM ABOUT TO! SO DO IT!!
yeah, update already.. :P
charlotte, it's been 17 days since you started this blog and you've only made four posts.
it's just not good enough. *tuts*
It's breaking my heart...
GET ON WITH IT! ARGHHHHH!
Kelda's Amazingly Fantabulous Song Dedicated to the Beautiful Charlotte:
UPDATE UPDATE! *na na na na na na na*
UPDATE UPDATE! *na na na na naaaa*
UPDATE UPDATE! *na na na na na na na na*
Update NOW!
yes, ok, ok guys, i did it
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